I can't turn in my homework

 

'cause my dog tore it up

no, I'm serious

I think that we gave him the green light

when we gave him toilet paper rolls as toys

'cause my computer crashed 

yeah I know about backups

(I forgot to back up your assignment) 

this is a tragedy, you know

I lost all my save points

'cause my homework spontaneously combusted!

I blame my sloppy mad-scientist step uncle

see the bandages on my fingers?

I can prove I'm telling the truth!

my uncle is researching the color of lies

(by the way, my uncle says next Tuesday's

|homework assignment is gonna go missing as well)

'cause we are stuck in a time loop

and I'm the only witness

everything that I do

becomes undone

in the grand scheme of things,

your assignment is 

is just a small 

speck 

of dust

(when I grow up I'll become a welder)

'cause artificial intelligence 

MTV 

indulgent dancing

'cause inside (inside me) 

I see space ninjas